Caged Wisdom (or Caged Wisdom: Musings from Prison) is a collection of motivational discourses of the Jewish faith created by George Bluth while incarcerated at the Orange County Prison, available for only four payments of $19.95.
Cindi Lightballoon is a follower of Caged Wisdom and she attempted to seduce him into revealing his criminal history by posing as a follower of his wisdom. She also lost weight eating Bluth Banana Jail Bars under the Caged Wisdom brand. ("Shock and Aww") Cindi falls in love with George and misunderstands the blooper reel so believes George when he says "faith is a fact." ("Altar Egos")
In advertisements for Caged Wisdom and Jail Bars, George wears Tefillin on his forehead and arm.