Safety Hair is a helmet with a wig on it that is supposed to be undetectable.
- Sally Sitwell brings it to Stan Sitwell at the hospital to get him to wear it, Stan refuses because he thinks that a peach pit thrown at him is enough for Safety Hair to be discovered. ("Premature Independence")
- At the Mother of God hospital, in the prosthetics room, Buster finds it. ("Unexpected Company")
- Maeby tells Stan Sitwell he should have bought safety hair, which his daughter Sally did. ("Taste Makers")
Celebrities wearing Safety Hair
- According to Sally John Travolta wears it.
- According to Buster William Shatner wears it.
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